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Things You Will Never Hear Me Say…
- I like glitter. I especially like the random speck of it that always seems to land somewhere on your face and has to be pointed out to you.
- If golf is on tv, you know I’ll be watching.
- I love when you are in your car waiting at a stoplight and the person in front of you is totally not paying attention to the light changing. No, it’s okay…I don’t mind sitting here while the light is green.
- I totally get why people like that family that
ownshas taken over the E! network. - Those Carl’s Jr commercials are awesome and totally don’t objectify women at all.
- You know, I think I have too many savings accounts.
- I loooooove when my cat jumps on my lap after using the litter box.
- Toddler tantrums are amazing sights to behold.
- Sardines are delicious.
- I totally did not want to be Punky Brewster when I was a kid.
- People who have never seen the movieย Office Space. Sure, I get it…
- You know what this pizza is missing? Olives. Lots of them.
- People that walk around with their bluetooth in their ear all day long. I’m sure that you are really important and when you do get a phone call, you want us all to know how very important you are. We understand. We got the memo…
- I also love people who do not know how to park in a parking spot. No, no, it’s okay. I can totally contort my body to get out of my own car.
Haha love this list!
Something I would not say:
I just LOVE bad drivers. Please try and hit me every 5 seconds.
Thanks Michelle ๐
Ugh, bad drivers are the worst! Seriously, how did they get a driver’s license?
“Toddler tantrums are amazing sights to behold.” Lol! Only a parent could truly appreciate this. ๐ My favorite is when you get dueling tantrums by multiple kids…that’s where the REAL fun is. ๐
Oooh, dueling tantrums! That is one for the record books, for sure ๐
This is hilarious! I totally saw a speck of glitter on my bf this past Saturday, and was like, “You went paintballing with the guys, my a$$!” ๐ I so wanted Punky’s room, too…
Ha, thanks! I totally hate glitter with such a passion. It gets everywhere and I don’t see the point of it! And Punky ROCKED!! ๐
Fun post!
I love it when I am looking for something on a grocery store shelf and a person walks between me and the shelf I am looking at. I always think ” you just had to do that, you couldn’t go behind me???”
Oh, that’s a good one! Why do people do that, it’s so annoying…
haha! I don’t mind bad drivers either, I think I would have a heart attack if I got angry at each of them here. Looks like half don’t holds a legit licence.
LOL ๐ There are so many bad drivers here in California. I don’t know if it’s all of our freeways or the fact that each and every driver thinks that it is their road.
HaHa. Great list!
I love driving on the 405. I wish this line would move SLOWER. I love that family on E too. They show Americans at their finest. ๐
Ha, thanks Shannon!
Ugh, the 405…seriously, that freeway drives me bonkers. Oh, and the 91 ๐
You totally had me until the olives line. I’m so, so, so disappointed that we can’t be friends anymore….
๐ Sorry Joe, just not a fan of olives!
Love punky and Office space. Things I’ll never say, “The wait is only 2 hours, yeah sign me up for a beeper, I’ve got nothing better to do then wait here at this chain restaurant for 2 hours”. I don’t get it, I’d much rather go to a local family run place then wait 2 hours for a chain Italian meal.
Punky and Office Space rock!!
LOL, your comment made me burst out laughing! I hate waiting at restaurants with the freakin’ beeper. I’m totally with you on that one!
I love sardines! ๐ My cat has a tendency to use the litter box, then he cuddles with me and touches my mouth with his paw. I swear he is getting a laugh out of it. yuck!!
Cats are so funny! I think they know EXACTLY what they are doing ๐
Great list! too funny!
I LOVE the movie Office Space!
Thanks Holly!
Office Space is the best, and I am always truly surprised when I run across someone who hasn’t seen it.
I like the one about toddlers and tantrums…….that’s gotta be an awesome site to be seen!!!
Yes, it is unlike any other ๐ Toddler meltdowns are tough to contend with, that’s for sure!
These are great!
I hate it when people don’t pay attention at traffic lights. It really annoys me when they finally come to and just get around before the light goes red and no one else can make it through. Grrrrrrr
That is so annoying! Especially when you are one of the ones that don’t make it through the light ๐
Haha: love the one about people who walk around with their bluetooth on. Don’t they realize how uncool it is in so many ways?
It is soooo uncool! And yet they don’t realize it ๐
I hate olives buy my husband and daughter think they are the best food ever. I’m always picking out stay olives from everything. Fun list. I’ll add, “Thanks, Granny, for the WHITE sweater, shirt, pants, etc. that you sent to the messiest child on the planet.”
stray olives!
LOL ๐ Olives are the worst, bleh… Yeah, kids and light-colored clothing is never a good mix! Messy, messy, messy…
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